Just for the record...

..I totally don't like kids. Kids don't really like me either...and I'm ok with that. I can't stand kids...and situations that I have to be around children make me think about taking a sedative and wearing ear plugs. I hate birthday parties, I don't ever want to have a party at my own house...doing that 4th birthday party for Eva (in the clubhouse) was bad enough but I would never have children enter my home (with the exception of Eva's 8th birthday, which yes, I already have planned out). Poor Eva always wants to have friends over but:
1. Usually my house is not clean enough for people to enter it
2. Depending on what child it is..it usually means that I actually have to like..watch the kids and I really don't like that.
Some kids are sweet and gentle but there are not that many sweet, kind, gentle kids...to be honest I'm talking mostly about boys because Eva has no girl friends. I base everything I'm saying mostly on little boys.
Tomorrow Eva is having a "friend" come over, I use that term loosely because I think they may be in the same sunbeam class but they do not really hang out...he just turned 3 a few months back and in kids terms they are light years away from each other. One of the main reasons I decided to ok this playdate is because this kid likes me. A lot. He cuddles with me and wants me to hold his hand, he gets into my lap. This kids LOVES ME! Even his dad said he doesn't usually act like that...so I asked him if he wanted to come over this week to our house to play, he said: "I'll go to your house, will you be there?"
I said, "Yes and Eva will be there too to play with"
"If you are there I want to be there"
Sooooo cute. I think I like this kid. But, he's the only one. All the other ones make me want to go on Prozac.
The End.